Funny Quotes...

it's been a while since I shared some funny quotes so here you go.

• Last night we (Kevin and I) were trying to Kenzie settled down for her "cuddle" time before bed. She was bing silly and purposely making things difficult in a funny way. Like when I asked if she was ready for bed, she said know, she just checked cuddle.com on her computer (a mirrored compact) and it said she hadn't cuddled enough. And then she was in my "spot" on the bed and when I asked her to move over so that could cuddle with her, she said "oh wait - some just updated cuddle-dot-com and I'm trying to read it". Anyway, we were all laughing and as I finally pushed her over enough that I'd fit on the bed, I asked her "when did you become such a turkey?" and she says (while still pretending to check things out on her "computer") "I've been brain-washed."
• Yesterday, about lunch time, I was asking the kids if any of them had worked on the chores I had given them. Lyndsey tells me she went to, but "other people" were playing video games so she couldn't. When I asked why, she said because she got distracted. I was telling her she needs to learn to tune things out or learn to multi-task - clean and watch them play games at the same time. She started into explaining that she does know those things, but they were playing video games and she just started watching and some other excuses when all of a sudden, she looks out the window and says (in the middle of another sentence) "oh! Look at that pretty bird!" She never noticed me laughing at her, and then she got up and went down to start cleaning. I don't think she even remembered we were having a discussion.